Dude, you're not THAT high. Just drive to mcdonald's and give them back their mascot.

Ever since 7th grade, I've been one of the lucky girls who can say they have a true best friend. She's the nicest, most trustworthy girl I know, and her name is Darcy Kelley. When I'm pissed off or sad, I call her and she calms me down. I can tell her all my secrets, and she won't judge me. We have so many inside jokes that we're constantly remembering them and laughing. Forever and ever, I love my wifey