Wednesday, July 21, 2010

And then I chased him with the vacuum cleaner yelling, "No one eats my baby!"

Weird things in my room: A My Little Pony. A jar full of ashes. A vase of dead flowers. Four empty Monster cans. The straps to a convertable strapless bra that is no longer in exsistance. A box full of secrets and regrets. An old airplane ticket. Play dough. Half-melted earings. A princess coloring book. A Chuck E. Cheese token cup. A hand sanitizer pen. A bottle of aloe vera. Free wallgreen's tissues. A small, stretchy black piece of fabric that I have NO idea what it is.
Weird things I've done this week: Played basketball in a bikini. Wrote things on my face in liquid eyeliner. Played tag with a stray cat. Attempted to hide notes inside a picture frame. Sharpened a pencil that is more than a foot long. Wiped silly string off a ceiling with a broom. Tried to duct tape the air inside an air mattress.

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